Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?
Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?
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Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge
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Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge
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Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.
Banta utha or khud nachne laga..
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Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.
Banta utha or khud nachne laga..
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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
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Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
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Santa roj apni kichen me jata,
sugar box kholta or band kar deta!
Why ?
Because doctor ne jo kaha tha ke "apni sugar roj check karna....!"
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sugar box kholta or band kar deta!
Why ?
Because doctor ne jo kaha tha ke "apni sugar roj check karna....!"
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Parnts decided 2 let thm b alone 2 talk
Santa:Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Gal:Pehle 3 the ab 4 HO GAYE
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Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,koi upaaye bataiye.
Sadhu bola , saale, Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon Banta
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What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'
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Doctor : Kya App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?.
Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... ! Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
